anal sneezes are cute as shit
sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time
I wave to myself in the mirror before I enter the bathroom, just to make sure it’s really me and not some evil doppelgänger like the one Stewie had in that one episode of Family Guy. I also do something unexpected like say the name of a Richard Simmons DVD, or pretend to eat my face. Just for good measurement.
My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself
Reblog if you have ever wanted to be the sixth member of the breakfast club